Party on the high seas! The iconic Crystal Swan floating function boat is up for sale

How often have you driven down Mounts Bay Road, only to cast your eyes over the Swan River and catch a glimpse of the glitz and the glamour of the mighty Crystal Swan?

Maybe you’ve even had the fortune of enjoying an exclusive soiree on board what has been an icon of the river, especially since being saved from disrepair back in 2009.

Well now, you could be the (metaphorical) captain of this mighty vessel, as the current owners have just listed it for sale.

Licensed for large scale functions of up to 210 passengers, the starting price for this “fully operational business, with permits, licenses, experienced staff, and future bookings” starts at the princely sum of $795,000.

Our nautical knowledge is next to nowhere, but that seems…not…too…bad?

“The ‘Crytal Swan’ is an iconic Perth hospitality venue, having provided exclusive, tailored charter packages for both intimate celebrations and large scale functions that showcase spectacular views of the Perth skyline,” says the listing.

“With a flexible layout that can be customised to suit weddings & celebrations, corporate functions and ticketed events, the ‘Crystal Swan’ is able to operate year-round in climate controlled luxury.”

If you’ve ever had dreams of becoming the Gatsby the Swan, now’s your chance – check out the listing here.

Image Credit: Crystal Swan/Tourism WA